hospital stories

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Post 1 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 13-May-2006 19:19:48

i work in a hospital on third shift and i saw a guy who came in to the emergency room and had taken like 6 viagra and stuck his penis into the hose atachment of a vacume cleaner and when he turned it on it got his skin caught and ripped the skin off now you know what a penis looks like imagine no skin on one

Post 2 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Saturday, 13-May-2006 19:44:30

Lol are you serious?
Troy

Post 3 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 13-May-2006 21:05:53

very serious

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 14-May-2006 2:06:38

When I was a kid I always wanted to try that <lol> glad I never did.

Post 5 by Chris N (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 14-May-2006 4:29:20

What's your job in the hospital?

Post 6 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 14-May-2006 7:24:13

Ewww. I had another disgusting hospital story. Wanna hear it?

Post 7 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 14-May-2006 15:54:38

yes. i'd love to hear it. hospitals are cool

Post 8 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 14-May-2006 16:17:08

well I was 13 and they took my appendix out. The last day before I could go home was the worst night (or, it was already morning). My bed neighbour was a woman of 96 years. On that last morning, the woman who was there obver night said good bye to me. So then, the old woman was awake and came to my bed. First she tried to pull away my cover. Then she suddenly slipped into my bed. I went to the toilet, and when I came back she said "You have pissed in oyur bed!" And I was like "Um, no. I just came from the toilet." So guess what happened: This old, dirty woman had peed, into my bed!!! I was so disgusted! And when someone came and saw it, they just laughed and said "Oh well ... she#s old, you know." I could have kiilled them all. It was so disgusting.

Post 9 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 14-May-2006 19:24:19

lol that is so funny

Post 10 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Monday, 15-May-2006 11:21:32

ewww, just think what all the people who do the laundry get to see and smell.

Post 11 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 15-May-2006 11:49:18

My stepmom's friend was a nurse at this hospital in Philly. This woman comes in with some discharge in her vaginal that stinks real bad, and is quite stringy. When they examined her, they found that she had taken a snickers bar inserted it into her vagina, and left it there.

Post 12 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 15-May-2006 13:08:41

hahahahahahahaha. i love all theese stories

Post 13 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 15-May-2006 14:57:27

Well in this room where we lay, it was always stinking like in a public toilet. Oh and I forgot one detail: When she was doing that she put her teeth (you know, her third teeth) onto my bedside table. And she also threw her smelly laundry into my part of the cupboard. Haha.

Post 14 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Monday, 15-May-2006 20:09:57

i have another story about a girl who's boyfriend put a vibrator in her butt and got it so far up there that he could not get it out so he brought her to the emergency room and we had to let the batteries go dead before we took her to surgery then we had to send the vibrator to pathology to be checked how embarrising is that i have more stories if anyone wants to hear

Post 15 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Monday, 15-May-2006 20:31:23

Oh my goodness, I can't believe these stories are real! *laughs* keep them coming!
Troy

Post 16 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 16-May-2006 14:14:22

Hahahahah, how funny! Yes, i agree! Keep them coming!

Post 17 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 4:06:50

Lmfao!!!HOw stupid people can be!!!!!! Lol

Post 18 by The SHU interpreter (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 19-Jun-2006 23:52:03

oo those stories are funny

Post 19 by The SHU interpreter (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 19-Jun-2006 23:54:44

can tampons get stuck inside you?
Is that true that you can remove it only through surgery if that's the case?

Post 20 by Susanne (move over school!) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 11:43:01

No, Priscy, I heard they naturally come down/out after a while, though of course you might catch an infection in the meantime...